Its just not the same…

Walking in a Winter Wonderland really looses its meaning when played on steel kettledrums at the beach.

Words on the butt…

We have all seen those bathing suits with words written on the bottoms like Cheer, Pink etc… When a toddler is wearing one that has been pulled up over an obviously full swim diaper, it takes on a whole new meaning when it says JUICY.

Can you hear her now?

I spotted an elderly Amish women in traditional Amish attire, with bonnet, riding an adult size tricycle while talking on a cell phone.

Have any NKR moments to share?

Back in 1994 I was working for Midwest Micro, a local company that was competing with Gateway. I worked in the advertising department where I was a manager.

We advertised in many of the Ziff Davis publications, Computer World, PC Computing and Computer Shopper and the creative director planned these elaborate multi page spreads that appeared in these publications. Most were 4 to 10 pages, full color, always with a theme.

Well October was drawing near and the boss wanted to advertise ‘monster savings’ so he planned this Halloween spread, he also asked if I wanted to be part of it. I said sure, even though it meant shaving off the moustache I had sported for years, I thought it would be fun.

The result is in the avatar. I spent a few hours in makeup and had a huge hose clamp around my neck that had Pentium computer chips attached to it. My picture took up most of the page on page two of the spread and appeared in a couple million magazines.

So, I joke, but yes, that was the extent of my modeling career. If you ever stop by the house, I still have the October 1994 PC Computing if you want to see.

Archuleta = Obama
Mercado = Clinton
Cook = McCain

Mercado is defeated…. will it be an Archuleta/Mercado ticket up against Cook?

Is it prophecy?

You heard it here first!

Well, thats how long it took me. Would love to hear how long it takes somebody else.

Brian Cesak was in Fandango (1985) with Kevin Costner; Kevin Costner was in JFK (1991) with Kevin Bacon; therefore Brian Cesak has a Bacon number of 2.

Brian Cesak, after his moment in the Hollywood sun joined the Navy. I was mobilized with Brian to Seventh Fleet onboard the USS Blue Ridge in support of the Global War on Terror right after 9/11. So, although I wasn’t in a movie, I worked with Brian and I am 3 degrees of Kevin Bacon!

I know, it means nothing really, but if you know me, you are 4 degrees

“Did you know that today is Vegetarian Food Day? If you’ve never been convinced before, try out some new vegetarian recipes today, just for fun.

Try grilled eggplant slices with fresh slices of mozzarella, roasted red peppers and proscuito – Outstanding ”

Whats wrong with that picture?

For the answer, find out what the last ingredient (actually spelled Prosciutto) is.

Have a fun meat-free day everybody!

I mean, I am just a little guy (figuratively, not literally) and I can’t figure out why, so, if you are a new visitor please take just a minute and tell me how you found me.

Thanks and enjoy!

Well, as I was cleaning, I knocked over one of the bottles and stood there horrified for a second as water streamed down the side of my monitor onto my external hard drive, mouse, and keyboard. I sprung into action and dried it all up without (apparently) any damage. I am still waiting to plug in the external hard drive after letting it get a drying out period.

And what you may ask is the point of all this. Well, when I finished cleaning up the mess, I returned to cleaning my desk and I happened to catch the label on the bottle that attacked my computer:

I just had to laugh.

which of course begs the question, exactly how big were English livers in WWII? I mean, the Germans built 7 foot long bombs to take them out.

Jan obviously meant ‘live bomb’ but to remove any further ambiguity the headline was changed a few hours later to read; WW2 BOMB GETS BLOWN TO BLITZ.