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		<title>Kids Say, v.18.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 01:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not my kids this time, but definitely blog worthy. Tonight my family and I went out to dinner, and while we were waiting to be seated, we passed a group that was walking out of the restaurant, and I heard this conversation between a young boy, maybe 5 or 6, and an older gentlemen. Boy: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.17.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 18:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hannah came home on Friday after career day at school, which she said it was boring. She told me she had really been looking forward to a session called &#8216;tech styles&#8217; because she wanted to learn about making web pages and such. I asked her how it went and she said all they talked about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.16.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 02:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was Noah&#8217;s turn&#8230; he has been shaving fairly regularly, about once a month which isn&#8217;t bad for a 14 year old, but anyway&#8230; He had been using some of my Neutrogena shave cream so we went shopping for a regular shave cream and I picked up some Gillette Lemon Lime. After the first time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.15.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 22:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The funny thing is, she doesn&#8217;t even know she is doing it most of the time, but Hannah came out with another winner today. We were running errands today and were going to get some lunch and then fill up the lawn mower gas tank on the way home. While trying to see if we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.14.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 00:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are these kids learning today? While at dinner tonight, in an effort to share her manicotti, Hannah asked Noah if he would like one of her &#8216;ravioli rollups.&#8217; Sigh.]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.13.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 00:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haven&#8217;t had a decent &#8216;kids say&#8217; in over 6 months but tonight Hannah came out with one. While winding down from dinner, but still seated at the table, Hannah said, &#8220;Do I have a wisp?&#8221; It took me a minute to get what she was saying and I started trying to think of what she meant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.12.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight after dinner at my Mother-In-Laws house, we were sitting around just chatting about the days events. I was talking about a website I created for my uncle that was having issues. &#8220;Uncle Peter&#8217;s site went down&#8221; I said, followed closely by &#8220;he texted and asked me to call but since I was in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steelers Lost&#8230;. watch how you say that!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was Christmas shopping in a department store and was checking out, being assisted by an older woman. Her appearance made me think she might be Pentecostal, I mean, she had the PHD, the glasses, the outfit etc&#8230;. not that it matters, I am just trying to set the scene. She was sharing the register [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well that will bring in business&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the local newspaper: Dayton stimulus request includes prostitution plan Couldn&#8217;t they just put in a few McDonalds, or maybe a Starbucks? Actually the story is about ridding the city of prostitution but its hard to tell based solely on the headline.]]></description>
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		<title>NKR (not quite right) v.1.0</title>
		<link>http://mikeward.com/nkr-not-quite-right-v10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was mobilized I spent 3 weeks in Malaysia which a Navy colleague refered to as the &#8216;Land of NKR (not quite right)&#8217;. I actually thought it was fine but his title did inspire me start gathering my own NKR moments. Here is the first installment of things I noticed on my recent vacation [...]]]></description>
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