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It’s a Warderful Life!
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Category Archives: humor
Confidence and honesty…
Noah has taken to the guitar quite well. People that have been playing all their life are impressed with his ability and it has helped build his confidence, but hasn’t taken away from the traits I admire so much in him. Continue reading
Kids Say, v.7.0
It’s Noah’s turn…
Trying to compliment his sister on how smart she has gotten in her 8 years, after she said something particularly intelligent he said:
“Wiseness comes with age.”
If you don’t understand, maybe you just aren’t old enough.
Who thinks up these headlines?
“No ruling yet on cause of death in Friday police shooting”
That is an actual Dayton Daily News headline today for a story about the Montgomery County Coroner’s Office and a recent local incident.
Now, I am no coroner, but I am guessing the cause of death in the shooting was bullets.
Gems v.1.0
Gems are something I stumble across that are particularly interesting, funny, poignant, or for some reason, something I just feel I have to write down. This is the first.
I was listening to Bob and Tom and one of the comics, I can’t recall who, said something I just found not only completely funny, but also thought provoking. He said, “it is next to impossible to say eBay in Pig Latin.”
You’re trying it, aren’t you 
Kids Say, v.6.0
Last night while dinner was being prepared, the kids where watching Radio Disney or some other age appropriate music channel. Noah came to the table singing the songs he had heard and I asked him to stop for dinner. He looked at me and said, ‘I can’t help it, they are in my head.’ Wait for it…. Continue reading
Kids Say, v.5.0
As they get older, the kids say items get fewer and fewer but Hannah and my niece recently came up with a few. Continue reading
Groundhog Day
A repeat from last year but oh so appropriate. Continue reading
Danger in the skies…
I didn’t make this up 
Flatulence Forces Plane to Land Continue reading
Hannah’s Turkey recipe….
Hannah brought home a recipe she did in school for Thanksgiving on ‘How to Bake a Turkey.’ I have repeated her instructions verbatim below. Continue reading