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		<title>Kids Say, v.17.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 18:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hannah came home on Friday after career day at school, which she said it was boring. She told me she had really been looking forward to a session called &#8216;tech styles&#8217; because she wanted to learn about making web pages and such. I asked her how it went and she said all they talked about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.16.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 02:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was Noah&#8217;s turn&#8230; he has been shaving fairly regularly, about once a month which isn&#8217;t bad for a 14 year old, but anyway&#8230; He had been using some of my Neutrogena shave cream so we went shopping for a regular shave cream and I picked up some Gillette Lemon Lime. After the first time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.15.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 22:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The funny thing is, she doesn&#8217;t even know she is doing it most of the time, but Hannah came out with another winner today. We were running errands today and were going to get some lunch and then fill up the lawn mower gas tank on the way home. While trying to see if we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.14.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 00:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are these kids learning today? While at dinner tonight, in an effort to share her manicotti, Hannah asked Noah if he would like one of her &#8216;ravioli rollups.&#8217; Sigh.]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.13.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 00:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haven&#8217;t had a decent &#8216;kids say&#8217; in over 6 months but tonight Hannah came out with one. While winding down from dinner, but still seated at the table, Hannah said, &#8220;Do I have a wisp?&#8221; It took me a minute to get what she was saying and I started trying to think of what she meant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.12.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight after dinner at my Mother-In-Laws house, we were sitting around just chatting about the days events. I was talking about a website I created for my uncle that was having issues. &#8220;Uncle Peter&#8217;s site went down&#8221; I said, followed closely by &#8220;he texted and asked me to call but since I was in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Feis-tival</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hannah just completed her third Feis (1st as an Advanced Beginner), the Inaugural Buckeye State Feis, and she did quite well. If you take a look at the picture, you will see a 1st place ribbon for her reel, a 2nd place for her light jig and a 3rd place for her slip jig. Way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Children must be accompanied at all times&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I see this sign in the town where I work all the time, and although I know the intent of the sign, I can&#8217;t seem to get past the unintentional &#8216;literal meaning&#8217;. I find it a very unsettling. Mouseover the pic to see what I mean.]]></description>
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		<title>Out of the mouths of Babes&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having me as a father gives the children an early education on the fine art of sarcasm, but Hannah hasn&#8217;t grasped all the nuances quite yet. Last night on the ride home from dance class, an NPR correspondent was talking about trying to book a hotel room for the upcoming inauguration and said; &#8220;If you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.11.0&#8230; a twofer (maybe 3)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, the kids have just been funny the last few days, for example: Last night while on the way to Grandma&#8217;s house I was scanning the new Sirius lineup in my truck. I landed on a French station and just for fun, I asked the kids what language they were speaking. Hannah piped [...]]]></description>
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