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		<title>Steelers Lost&#8230;. watch how you say that!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was Christmas shopping in a department store and was checking out, being assisted by an older woman. Her appearance made me think she might be Pentecostal, I mean, she had the PHD, the glasses, the outfit etc&#8230;. not that it matters, I am just trying to set the scene. She was sharing the register [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.8.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Kids Say&#8217; worthy quotes are fewer and farther in between, but occasionally one of the kids comes up with one. The most recent both came from Hannah. Crisis in the Middle Ages I overheard Hannah laughing in the back seat of the car and when I asked her why she said, &#8220;I just saw an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seven words, not the dirty ones&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;George Carlin died Sunday of heart failure&#8217; Not everyone&#8217;s favorite comic, but he made me remember, he made me think, and he made me laugh. From his Catholic school stories, to Al Sleet (the Hippy Dippy Weatherman), to the meaning of words and how people use them, he always had a passion for what he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gems v.1.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gems are something I stumble across that are particularly interesting, funny, poignant, or for some reason, something I just feel I have to write down. This is the first. I was listening to Bob and Tom and one of the comics, I can&#8217;t recall who, said something I just found not only completely funny, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Umm&#8230; vegetarian food&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get an &#8216;interesting trivia&#8217; email from a colleague just about daily and todays included the following: &#8220;Did you know that today is Vegetarian Food Day? If you&#8217;ve never been convinced before, try out some new vegetarian recipes today, just for fun. Try grilled eggplant slices with fresh slices of mozzarella, roasted red peppers and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Exactly how big are English livers?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 19:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stumbled across this Navy headline in The Mirror on Wednesday night; which of course begs the question, exactly how big were English livers in WWII? I mean, the Germans built 7 foot long bombs to take them out. Jan obviously meant &#8216;live bomb&#8217; but to remove any further ambiguity the headline was changed a few [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snap! All this cruft made me tump my beer&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I must have missed the memo because there are new words being used that I never heard of...]]></description>
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