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		<title>Kids Say, v.13.0</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 00:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haven&#8217;t had a decent &#8216;kids say&#8217; in over 6 months but tonight Hannah came out with one.
While winding down from dinner, but still seated at the table, Hannah said, &#8220;Do I have a wisp?&#8221;
It took me a minute to get what she was saying and I started trying to think of what she meant when she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.12.0</title>
		<link>http://mikeward.com/kids-say-v120/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight after dinner at my Mother-In-Laws house, we were sitting around just chatting about the days events. I was talking about a website I created for my uncle that was having issues.
&#8220;Uncle Peter&#8217;s site went down&#8221; I said, followed closely by &#8220;he texted and asked me to call but since I was in the office [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Feis-tival</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Hannah just completed her third Feis (1st as an Advanced Beginner), the Inaugural Buckeye State Feis, and she did quite well. If you take a look at the picture, you will see a 1st place ribbon for her reel, a 2nd place for her light jig and a 3rd place for her slip jig.
Way to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Children must be accompanied at all times&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikeward.com/children-must-be-accompanied-at-all-times/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[NKR]]></category>
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I see this sign in the town where I work all the time, and although I know the intent of the sign, I can&#8217;t seem to get past the unintentional &#8216;literal meaning&#8217;. I find it a very unsettling.
Mouseover the pic to see what I mean.
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		<title>Steelers Lost&#8230;. watch how you say that!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was Christmas shopping in a department store and was checking out, being assisted by an older woman. Her appearance made me think she might be Pentecostal, I mean, she had the PHD, the glasses, the outfit etc&#8230;. not that it matters, I am just trying to set the scene.
She was sharing the register with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well that will bring in business&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikeward.com/well-that-will-bring-in-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the local newspaper:
Dayton stimulus request includes prostitution plan
Couldn&#8217;t they just put in a few McDonalds, or maybe a Starbucks?
Actually the story is about ridding the city of prostitution but its hard to tell based solely on the headline.  
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		<title>What&#8217;s in a name? Maybe a smile&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://mikeward.com/whats-in-a-name-maybe-a-smile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we were traveling last week we stopped at a Bojangles in Kentucky for a quick meal. We walked in and this young lady asked if she could help us. Reading her name tag, I said something like, &#8216;you sure can Gloria&#8217; and with the words barely out of my mouth I noticed this large [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NKR (not quite right) v.1.0</title>
		<link>http://mikeward.com/nkr-not-quite-right-v10/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was mobilized I spent 3 weeks in Malaysia which a Navy colleague refered to as the &#8216;Land of NKR (not quite right)&#8217;. I actually thought it was fine but his title did inspire me start gathering my own NKR moments. Here is the first installment of things I noticed on my recent vacation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Out of the mouths of Babes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mikeward.com/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having me as a father gives the children an early education on the fine art of sarcasm, but Hannah hasn&#8217;t grasped all the nuances quite yet.
Last night on the ride home from dance class, an NPR correspondent was talking about trying to book a hotel room for the upcoming inauguration and said; &#8220;If you want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Say, v.11.0&#8230; a twofer (maybe 3)</title>
		<link>http://mikeward.com/kids-say-v110-a-twofer-maybe-3/</link>
		<comments>http://mikeward.com/kids-say-v110-a-twofer-maybe-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, the kids have just been funny the last few days, for example:
Last night while on the way to Grandma&#8217;s house I was scanning the new Sirius lineup in my truck. I landed on a French station and just for fun, I asked the kids what language they were speaking. Hannah piped up [...]]]></description>
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