As they get older, the kids say items get fewer and fewer but Hannah and my niece recently came up with a few. Continue reading Kids Say, v.5.0
Groundhog Day
A repeat from last year but oh so appropriate.
Johnny Hart, the creator of B.C. comics (and favorite comic artist) has unraveled one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. OK, so maybe not unraveled, but shed a little light on it. Until I saw this, I never put it all together…
Danger in the skies…
I didn’t make this up :)
Flatulence Forces Plane to Land
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a “body odor,” Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
“It’s humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well,” she said. “It’s unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up.”
The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
Hannah’s Turkey recipe….
Hannah brought home a recipe she did in school for Thanksgiving on ‘How to Bake a Turkey.’ I have repeated her instructions verbatim below. Continue reading Hannah’s Turkey recipe….
Guidare en Napoli, Uno Cento Uno
Or, Naples Driving 101, at least I think that is what that means. That is what I meant when I typed it.
“Cars in Naples are either dented, dinged, scraped or are potentially one of those.” J.J. O’Connor Continue reading Guidare en Napoli, Uno Cento Uno
It’s all in how you look at it….
I was relating a story to my wife I had heard on NPR that said that Ohio was the 15th fattest state in America. Continue reading It’s all in how you look at it….
Oh yeah, well take that….
In the headlines:
Police Shoot Student in St. Louis Suburb
ST. LOUIS — Police shot and wounded a student at a suburban school Wednesday after he pointed a gun at himself… Continue reading Oh yeah, well take that….
Kids Say, v.4.0
I really love how children use the English language. Most times I am amazed at their comprehension, like yesterday when Hannah was complaining about one of her cuticles, she is just 7 by the way. More often than not, it is in how they use the language incorrectly based on something they have heard Continue reading Kids Say, v.4.0
Headlines – Darwin 3, Dumbass 1
Or maybe it should be Dumbasses 4. Continue reading Headlines – Darwin 3, Dumbass 1
My wifes beautiful ass…
If I actually went there my wife would, well, I don’t even want to think about it. Sure, I have always thought she had a nice butt, but, Continue reading My wifes beautiful ass…