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Kids Say, v.21.0

May 16, 2011/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

We were out at a wing place for dinner the other night and the Reds game was on many of the TVs around the establishment. They were playing the Cardinals and Albert Pujols came up to bat.

I leaned over to Hannah and said, “see that guy honey, his name is spelled P-U-J-O-L-S but it is pronounced ‘poo holes’.” Without hesitation she said, “stinks to be him.”

I laughed and she threw me a puzzled look. I looked back and said, “poo holes – stinks.” She started laughing.

That child does not realize how funny she is.

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