Kids Say, v.23.0

Sunday morning, Hannah is watching ‘The Parent Trap’, the one with Lindsay Lohan. Noah is eating but can see the TV from the kitchen. I am in my office, trying to get some freelance work done, when from the other room I hear Noah say; “I know she got all drunk, and addicted to drugs and everything, but I want to know what happened to the other girl in this movie. I never hear anything about her.”

I had to stop working I was laughing so hard, and I went and gave him a hug. I love his twisted view of life.

Kids Say, v.22.0

We really don’t have time to go into the whole story because some times, when SOMEBODY tells a story, he can get a little long winded, especially after caffeine. So, I am going to present these two Noahisms, which I thought were quote-worthy simply on their own merit without the back-story.

“My English teacher is OK, but he talks the entire class time.”

“It’s is a good Christian song, it pumps me up, it makes me want to smash things.”

Yup, he said those.