Or maybe it should be Dumbasses 4.

I don’t know if you have ever heard of the Darwin Awards but they have been defined as awards that “salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who remove themselves from it in really stupid ways.” The following 3 stories just seem to fit:

Good

Beter

Best

And in the Dumbass Category

Whoever thought that guard dogs at the museum was a good idea…