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Kids Say, v.24.0

October 13, 2011/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

Noah is into Facebook, maybe a little too much, but he is doing well in school, wrestles, still plays his guitar and drums, so who am I to complain. Anyway, last night he posted “Like this for a ‘first impression.’”, so I liked it. His reply: “First impression: AHHHH WHYS IT SO BRIGHT?!?! AGHH THAT […]

Kids Say, v.23.0

September 25, 2011/2 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

Sunday morning, Hannah is watching ‘The Parent Trap’, the one with Lindsay Lohan. Noah is eating but can see the TV from the kitchen. I am in my office, trying to get some freelance work done, when from the other room I hear Noah say; “I know she got all drunk, and addicted to drugs […]

Kids Say, v.22.0

September 25, 2011/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

We really don’t have time to go into the whole story because some times, when SOMEBODY tells a story, he can get a little long winded, especially after caffeine. So, I am going to present these two Noahisms, which I thought were quote-worthy simply on their own merit without the back-story. “My English teacher is […]

Kids Say, v.21.0

May 16, 2011/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

We were out at a wing place for dinner the other night and the Reds game was on many of the TVs around the establishment. They were playing the Cardinals and Albert Pujols came up to bat. I leaned over to Hannah and said, “see that guy honey, his name is spelled P-U-J-O-L-S but it […]

Kids Say, v.20.0

April 9, 2011/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

Noah’s turn…. Driving home from Hannah’s dance class today, we passed a car with one of those school sports stickers on the rear window, it was Panthers, or some other feline mascot. Noah commented that a lot of the schools have cat mascots and went on to list them, ‘Panthers, Wildcats, Cougars….’ but he stopped […]

Kids Say, v.19.0

October 8, 2010/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

Its been kinda quiet on the Kids Say front but over the past week, Hannah has blessed us with a few. While away at Natural Bridge, KY last weekend we stopped at a small rest area in the park to throw away some trash. They had these trash cans designed to be operated by humans […]

Kids Say, v.18.0

June 12, 2010/0 Comments/in humor, kids say/by Mike

Not my kids this time, but definitely blog worthy. Tonight my family and I went out to dinner, and while we were waiting to be seated, we passed a group that was walking out of the restaurant, and I heard this conversation between a young boy, maybe 5 or 6, and an older gentlemen. Boy: […]

Kids Say, v.17.0

May 24, 2010/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

Hannah came home on Friday after career day at school, which she said it was boring. She told me she had really been looking forward to a session called ‘tech styles’ because she wanted to learn about making web pages and such. I asked her how it went and she said all they talked about […]

Kids Say, v.16.0

May 19, 2010/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

It was Noah’s turn… he has been shaving fairly regularly, about once a month which isn’t bad for a 14 year old, but anyway… He had been using some of my Neutrogena shave cream so we went shopping for a regular shave cream and I picked up some Gillette Lemon Lime. After the first time […]

Kids Say, v.15.0

May 16, 2010/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

The funny thing is, she doesn’t even know she is doing it most of the time, but Hannah came out with another winner today. We were running errands today and were going to get some lunch and then fill up the lawn mower gas tank on the way home. While trying to see if we […]

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