From a recent email:
We in Ireland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, …
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?
Makes me proud of my heritage!