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Mikeward v8.0 is the personal website for Mike Ward, the former east coast, now midwest, computer geek/naval officer. It is a place for me to document my random thoughts, ideas, travel tips, sea stories etc... a place for pics of the places I've been and the things I have seen... pretty much what makes me happy. Feel free to read and share...


Archive for the 'words' Category

Steelers Lost…. watch how you say that!

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

I was Christmas shopping in a department store and was checking out, being assisted by an older woman. Her appearance made me think she might be Pentecostal, I mean, she had the PHD, the glasses, the outfit etc…. not that it matters, I am just trying to set the scene.
She was sharing the register with [...]

Kids Say, v.8.0

Monday, July 7th, 2008

‘Kids Say’ worthy quotes are fewer and farther in between, but occasionally one of the kids comes up with one. The most recent both came from Hannah.

Crisis in the Middle Ages
I overheard Hannah laughing in the back seat of the car and when I asked her why she said, “I just saw an old man [...]

Seven words, not the dirty ones….

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

‘George Carlin died Sunday of heart failure’
Not everyone’s favorite comic, but he made me remember, he made me think, and he made me laugh. From his Catholic school stories, to Al Sleet (the Hippy Dippy Weatherman), to the meaning of words and how people use them, he always had a passion for what he said [...]

Gems v.1.0

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Gems are something I stumble across that are particularly interesting, funny, poignant, or for some reason, something I just feel I have to write down. This is the first.
I was listening to Bob and Tom and one of the comics, I can’t recall who, said something I just found not only completely funny, but also [...]

Umm… vegetarian food…

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

I get an ‘interesting trivia’ email from a colleague just about daily and todays included the following:

Exactly how big are English livers?

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Stumbled across this Navy headline in The Mirror on Wednesday night;

Snap! All this cruft made me tump my beer…

Thursday, November 17th, 2005

I must have missed the memo because there are new words being used that I never heard of…