Kids Say, v.5.0
As they get older, the kids say items get fewer and fewer but Hannah and my niece recently came up with a few.
Entries by Mike
Groundhog Day
A repeat from last year but oh so appropriate. Johnny Hart, the creator of B.C. comics (and favorite comic artist) has unraveled one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. OK, so maybe not unraveled, but shed a little light on it. Until I saw this, I never put it all together…
Danger in the skies…
I didn’t make this up 🙂 Flatulence Forces Plane to Land NASHVILLE, Tenn. — It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane. An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, […]
Hannah’s Turkey recipe….
Hannah brought home a recipe she did in school for Thanksgiving on ‘How to Bake a Turkey.’ I have repeated her instructions verbatim below.
Guidare en Napoli, Uno Cento Uno
Or, Naples Driving 101, at least I think that is what that means. That is what I meant when I typed it. “Cars in Naples are either dented, dinged, scraped or are potentially one of those.” J.J. O’Connor
It’s all in how you look at it….
I was relating a story to my wife I had heard on NPR that said that Ohio was the 15th fattest state in America.
Oh yeah, well take that….
In the headlines: Police Shoot Student in St. Louis Suburb ST. LOUIS — Police shot and wounded a student at a suburban school Wednesday after he pointed a gun at himself…
Kids Say, v.4.0
I really love how children use the English language. Most times I am amazed at their comprehension, like yesterday when Hannah was complaining about one of her cuticles, she is just 7 by the way. More often than not, it is in how they use the language incorrectly based on something they have heard
Headlines – Darwin 3, Dumbass 1
Or maybe it should be Dumbasses 4.
My wifes beautiful ass…
If I actually went there my wife would, well, I don’t even want to think about it. Sure, I have always thought she had a nice butt, but,
Wondering about the Frankenstein pic?