Last night while dinner was being prepared, the kids where watching Radio Disney or some other age appropriate music channel. Noah came to the table singing the songs he had heard and I asked him to stop for dinner. He looked at me and said, ‘I can’t help it, they are in my head.’ Wait for it…. Read more
As they get older, the kids say items get fewer and fewer but Hannah and my niece recently came up with a few. Read more
A repeat from last year but oh so appropriate.
Johnny Hart, the creator of B.C. comics (and favorite comic artist) has unraveled one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. OK, so maybe not unraveled, but shed a little light on it. Until I saw this, I never put it all together…
I didn’t make this up 🙂
Flatulence Forces Plane to Land
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a “body odor,” Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
“It’s humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well,” she said. “It’s unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up.”
The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
Hannah brought home a recipe she did in school for Thanksgiving on ‘How to Bake a Turkey.’ I have repeated her instructions verbatim below. Read more
I was relating a story to my wife I had heard on NPR that said that Ohio was the 15th fattest state in America. Read more
In the headlines:
Police Shoot Student in St. Louis Suburb
ST. LOUIS — Police shot and wounded a student at a suburban school Wednesday after he pointed a gun at himself… Read more
I really love how children use the English language. Most times I am amazed at their comprehension, like yesterday when Hannah was complaining about one of her cuticles, she is just 7 by the way. More often than not, it is in how they use the language incorrectly based on something they have heard Read more
Or maybe it should be Dumbasses 4. Read more
If I actually went there my wife would, well, I don’t even want to think about it. Sure, I have always thought she had a nice butt, but, Read more
Wondering about the Frankenstein pic?