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The Tooth Fairy, unmasked?

July 30, 2006/1 Comment/in family, humor, parenthood/by Mike

This morning, Hannah came into our room shaking some coins. Read more

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Umm… vegetarian food…

July 11, 2006/1 Comment/in d'oh, humor, words/by Mike

I get an ‘interesting trivia’ email from a colleague just about daily and todays included the following: Read more

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The devil IS in the drink….

May 24, 2006/0 Comments/in d'oh, humor/by Mike

For reasons I won’t go into now, I was cleaning up my desk at work. Over my desk I have your usual office paraphernalia, a couple Sponge Bob toys, Mr. & Mrs. Incredible action figures (the wife and I bear a remarkable resemblance), and a few plants. Read more

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Exactly how big are English livers?

May 18, 2006/0 Comments/in d'oh, headlines, humor, words/by Mike

Stumbled across this Navy headline in The Mirror on Wednesday night;

liver-bomb

which of course begs the question, exactly how big were English livers in WWII? I mean, the Germans built 7 foot long bombs to take them out.

Jan obviously meant ‘live bomb’ but to remove any further ambiguity the headline was changed a few hours later to read; WW2 BOMB GETS BLOWN TO BLITZ.

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The birds and the bees…

April 3, 2006/6 Comments/in family, humor, parenthood/by Mike

It’s getting to be the time when the the boys start learning more about life. Noah, who is only 10 will have his first exposure to sex education at school this year, which is a little scary to me, and probably a lot worse for him. Read more

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Kids Say v.3.0

February 26, 2006/0 Comments/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

In the continuing Kids Say series (1, 2), Hannah came up with another funny that I just had to share. Read more

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Live with it…

February 6, 2006/2 Comments/in family, humor/by Mike

Someone in my house, although I won’t mention any names, is turning 40 today. No, its not me, I passed that mark a few years ago. Read more

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Hannah, spell ‘fret’…

February 3, 2006/0 Comments/in family, humor, parenthood/by Mike

You may recall the previous post on Hannah’s writing and spelling ability. Well last night she added a new keeper to the category of Hannah learns to spell. Read more

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Leave it to Johnny Hart…

February 2, 2006/0 Comments/in humor/by Mike

Johnny Hart, the creator of B.C. comics (and favorite comic artist) has unraveled one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. OK, so maybe not unraveled, but shed a little light on it. Until I saw this, I never put it all together…

6 weeks and 4 days to be exact. I guess it really doesn’t matter what the stupid groundhog says.

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Kids Say v.2.0…

January 8, 2006/1 Comment/in family, humor, kids say, parenthood/by Mike

You may remember the first edition of Kids Say, but the girl child has added a few more gems so I though I would share. Read more

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