Kids Say, v.7.0

It’s Noah’s turn…

Trying to compliment his sister on how smart she has gotten in her 8 years, after she said something particularly intelligent he said:

“Wiseness comes with age.”

If you don’t understand, maybe you just aren’t old enough.

Kids Say, v.6.0

Last night while dinner was being prepared, the kids where watching Radio Disney or some other age appropriate music channel. Noah came to the table singing the songs he had heard and I asked him to stop for dinner. He looked at me and said, ‘I can’t help it, they are in my head.’ Wait for it…. Read more

Kids Say, v.5.0

As they get older, the kids say items get fewer and fewer but Hannah and my niece recently came up with a few. Read more

Hannah’s Turkey recipe….

Hannah brought home a recipe she did in school for Thanksgiving on ‘How to Bake a Turkey.’ I have repeated her instructions verbatim below. Read more

It’s all in how you look at it….

I was relating a story to my wife I had heard on NPR that said that Ohio was the 15th fattest state in America. Read more

Kids Say, v.4.0

I really love how children use the English language. Most times I am amazed at their comprehension, like yesterday when Hannah was complaining about one of her cuticles, she is just 7 by the way. More often than not, it is in how they use the language incorrectly based on something they have heard Read more

My wifes beautiful ass…

If I actually went there my wife would, well, I don’t even want to think about it. Sure, I have always thought she had a nice butt, but, Read more

The Tooth Fairy, unmasked?

This morning, Hannah came into our room shaking some coins. Read more

Always half full…

Ah, the age old question, is the glass half full, or half empty? Your answer is said to speak volumes about your view of life. Read more

The birds and the bees…

It’s getting to be the time when the the boys start learning more about life. Noah, who is only 10 will have his first exposure to sex education at school this year, which is a little scary to me, and probably a lot worse for him. Read more